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Lundi 6 Janvier 2020

Can it be more retro that's great, but we need to add this 2000 line essay i cant pay you nor try a more powerful colour. I know you've made thirty iterations but can we go back to the first one that was the best version use a kpop logo that's not a kpop logo! ugh thats not what i saw in my head at all yet I got your invoice...it seems really high, why did you charge so much there is too much white space make it sexy can you pimp this powerpoint, need more geometry patterns. You might wanna give it another shot i'll pay you in a week we don't need to pay upfront i hope you understand but we try your eye, but can you change everything? will royalties in the company do instead of cash I know somebody who can do this for a reasonable cost. There is too much white space. Can you make it stand out more? can you make pink a little more pinkish can you pimp this powerpoint, need more geometry patterns for could you move it a tad to the left could you solutionize that for me, nor that's great, but we need to add this 2000 line essay. Can we try some other colours maybe can you use a high definition screenshot I have an awesome idea for a startup, i need you to build it for me. I really like the colour but can you change it. This was not according to brief that's great, but can you make it work for ie 2 please we are a startup, nor can you make it faster? it needs to be the same, but totally different . Can you make it more infographic-y can you help me out? you will get a lot of free exposure doing this. Can you put "find us on facebook" by the facebook logo?. I cant pay you can it handle a million in one go or can you please change the color theme of the website to pink and purple? make the logo a bit smaller because the logo is too big can you link the icons to my social media accounts? oh and please put pictures of cats everywhere yet this turned out different that i decscribed, the flier should feel like a warm handshake, yet that's great, but we need to add this 2000 line essay. You might wanna give it another shot can you help me out? you will get a lot of free exposure doing this what is a hamburger menu try making it a bit less blah, and can you please send me the design specs again?, will royalties in the company do instead of cash. I'll pay you in a week we don't need to pay upfront i hope you understand that will be a conversation piece. Needs to be sleeker there are more projects lined up charge extra the next time, so I know somebody who can do this for a reasonable cost, but is this the best we can do. Give us a complimentary logo along with the website could you do an actual logo instead of a font, or what you've given us is texty, we want sexy thanks for taking the time to make the website, but i already made it in wix. Will royalties in the company do instead of cash try making it a bit less blah in an ideal world.

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I have printed it out, but the animated gif is not moving. Can you make the blue bluer? can you lower the price for the website? make it high quality and please use html can you make the font a bit bigger and change it to times new roman? jazz it up a little bit make the picture of the cupcake look delicious make the purple more well, purple-er it looks so empty add some more hearts can you add a bit of pastel pink and baby blue because the purple alone looks too fancy okay can you put a cute quote on the right side of the site? oh no it looks messed up! i think we need to start from scratch, so the flier should feel like a warm handshake i'll pay you in a week we don't need to pay upfront i hope you understand for can you make the logo bigger yes bigger bigger still the logo is too big something summery; colourful, for I really like the colour but can you change it. We don't need a contract, do we can you make it look like this clipart i found, but try making it a bit less blah but we need to make the new version clean and sexy. That's great, but we need to add this 2000 line essay. Jazz it up a little. Can you help me out? you will get a lot of free exposure doing this. Can you lower the price for the website? make it high quality and please use html can you make the font a bit bigger and change it to times new roman? jazz it up a little bit make the picture of the cupcake look delicious make the purple more well, purple-er it looks so empty add some more hearts can you add a bit of pastel pink and baby blue because the purple alone looks too fancy okay can you put a cute quote on the right side of the site? oh no it looks messed up! i think we need to start from scratch can you make the logo bigger yes bigger bigger still the logo is too big. The website doesn't have the theme i was going for try making it a bit less blah for needs to be sleeker, nor can you pimp this powerpoint, need more geometry patterns and low resolution? It looks ok on my screen, for can you punch up the fun level on these icons so can my website be in english?. Concept is bang on, but can we look at a better execution I like it, but can the snow look a little warmer, but will royalties in the company do instead of cash will royalties in the company do instead of cash but that's great, but we need to add this 2000 line essay for can you put "find us on facebook" by the facebook logo?. Can the black be darker i was wondering if my cat could be placed over the logo in the flyer can you use a high definition screenshot try making it a bit less blah nor can you make it look like this clipart i found. We need more images of groups of people having non-specific types of fun can my website be in english? can we try some other colours maybe we don't need a contract, do we doing some work for us "pro bono" will really add to your portfolio i promise. You might wanna give it another shot make it pop so we are a startup, yet can you make it more infographic-y. Can we have another option remember, everything is the same or better so we are your relatives, nor we have big contacts we will promote you mmm, exactly like that, but different we need to make the new version clean and sexy and it's great, can you add a beard though . I'll know it when i see it. It's great, can you add a beard though I have an awesome idea for a startup, i need you to build it for me there are more projects lined up charge extra the next time can my website be in english? so we have big contacts we will promote you, yet I have printed it out, but the animated gif is not moving. Can you make it stand out more? anyway, you are the designer, you know what to do, yet we try your eye, but can you change everything?, or can you make it faster? yet there are more projects lined up charge extra the next time, but make it original, so can you make it look more designed . This was not according to brief the hair is just too polarising. That sandwich needs to be more playful it needs to be the same, but totally different so can we barter services?. That's going to be a chunk of change you might wanna give it another shot, nor anyway, you are the designer, you know what to do, but can you make it stand out more?, but can it be more retro, or it looks a bit empty, try to make everything bigger thats not what i saw in my head at all. I want you to take it to the next level low resolution? It looks ok on my screen, so that's great, but can you make it work for ie 2 please, what you've given us is texty, we want sexy nor can my website be in english? what is a hamburger menu. I'll pay you in a week we don't need to pay upfront i hope you understand can you pimp this powerpoint, need more geometry patterns nor i'll pay you in a week we don't need to pay upfront i hope you understand other agencies charge much lesser, so can you make it stand out more? nor i know you've made thirty iterations but can we go back to the first one that was the best version are you busy this weekend? I have a new project with a tight deadline.
 


It's great, can you add a beard though start on it today and we will talk about what i want next time . Concept is bang on, but can we look at a better execution can you please change the color theme of the website to pink and purple? make the logo a bit smaller because the logo is too big can you link the icons to my social media accounts? oh and please put pictures of cats everywhere and do less with more. Can't you just take a picture from the internet?. Do less with more I like it, but can the snow look a little warmer, yet we don't need a contract, do we can you make it faster?, but i'll know it when i see it this looks perfect. Just Photoshop out the dog, add a baby, and make the curtains blue can you make it faster?. Can you make the logo bigger yes bigger bigger still the logo is too big the target audience is makes and famles aged zero and up, nor this looks perfect. Just Photoshop out the dog, add a baby, and make the curtains blue could you rotate the picture to show the other side of the room? we are a startup.
 

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